Obama is an alien who came to Earth 88 million years ago in this badasssource spaceship and killed all the dinosaurs with his [1]swag.
he became the president of the United States after going back in time and convincing Barry Morales to begin development of the Tony Hawk's Pro-Skater franchise; It also seems he has ties to the Skate® by EA™ franchise the absolute [2]apex of Human ingenuity.